gerkin turbin

A male prophylactic device most commonly known as a condom, rubber, or Joey jacket.

Baby, we gonna bone. Hand me one of them gerkin turbins.

by Javry March 17, 2016

Gerwin

A man or woman with the lengthiest and veiniest horse shlong

I wish I was gerwin

by Johnsins69 February 25, 2021

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

by Anonymous November 8, 2001

Gerrin

When you're so emo that you mix bleach in with your alcohol.

Wow, you must be really depressed to pull a Gerrin.

by Smol Emo July 29, 2016