Gerkin

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

by Mike from France May 9, 2008

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

Garkin

The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.

The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!

by Mattardo August 3, 2013

Gearing

The act of wearing all of your gear at once

John Glazer loves gearing

by John Glazer loves Gear March 30, 2019

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by VINNY125125 November 21, 2009