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Gayzor

Defines a person who likes the oposite sex or other times just appear to be gay.

Could also mean someone who is by nature just "gay" and acts within the boundaries of the defenition of "gay".

Persons who fail in thier dutys, or mock a person, can also be called "Gayzor"
"Bobby fails att healing, he is therefore gayzor"

"Carlssor cryes about not getting healers loot, he is therefore gayzor"

"Robert mocks Ricky, Ricky responds that Robert is gaaaayzooor"
by Igelqott December 11, 2009
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Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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gayzorbeam

A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.
"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.
by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008
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Gaylordx

The definition of Gaylordx:

i) Low in strength or inability to fulfill the ultimate gayness.
ii) A lord of all the gayness that are happening in this era and the ruler of all the gaylordx on Earth.
iii) A particular Gaylordx opened a society called the Gaylordx Corp for the Gaylordx United Nation.

The "x" stands for hardly anything, just some letter to make things look gayer.
Anonymous 1: Who is the king of all of the Gaylordx?

Anonymous 2: He's stanging righ in-front of me, looks like he has the abilty to be gay.

Anonymous 1: Errr, me?

Anonymous 2: YES!
by Cadbury12 & Gedik8 March 16, 2009
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gayford

"God, that kid sucks at life. What a gayford."
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gaylord

A standard size cardboard container (48" x 40" x 36") which fits perfectly on a standard pallet.
We need another Gaylord of resin brought to the machine.
by A. aber January 10, 2008
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Gaylord

1: A hotel franchise owning the Gaylord Opry Land in Nashville Tennessee

2: A name nobody wants to have

3: A certain small town in Michigan

4: The insult to beat all insults
1: We just spent a night at the Gaylord hotel in Nashville

2: I bet that kid lives in Gaylord Michigan, that's why he's so depressed

3: Wait your name is Gaylord? Ha ha you're a fucking queer

4: Justin Bieber is the king of all you Gaylords
by Amazing Bro July 10, 2015
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