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All Garks

A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.

Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"
Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....

Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"
by All garks July 5, 2022
mugGet the All Garksmug.

GARK

Did you see that guy talking to those girls by the bar? He didnt even get any of their numbers, what a f****ng Gark”
by Tony Jooce September 19, 2019
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Garke

A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.
Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!

Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!
by Sunshine :) July 8, 2019
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Gark

To put a gouge/mark in something.
"Mark hit that door, he's put a GARK in it.
by The Frat President May 5, 2023
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Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.
Yo bro, you wanna gark later?
by anonymous May 3, 2024
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