A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
Get the Garfunkel Says mug.Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.
by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021
Get the Simonless Garfunkel mug.(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone
2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs
2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs
by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022
Get the Garfunkel mug.1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022
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Get the Art Garfunkel mug.GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022
Get the Garfunkeling mug.The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.
Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021
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