garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

garfunkel

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006

garfunkel

Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.

Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel

by nigtig March 20, 2011

garfunkel

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

by Kov August 1, 2007

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunkel

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

by mikaige June 11, 2006

garfunkeled

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003