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Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.
“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

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by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020
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Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
by Electrik man December 1, 2019
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penelope garcia

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.
1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).
by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020
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Allison Gardiner

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes
Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
by 2023:) May 12, 2021
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Andrew Garfield

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome
by Purge December 20, 2021
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april garcia

most amazing girl you will ever meet so nice so cute so adorable she will literally be one girl u will never forget :
april garcia-amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by andrew dineen December 18, 2010
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garbickle

To dispose of a lot of garbage a bit at a time (in a trickle).

Many municipalities limit the amount of garbage a household can put on the curb each week. A homeowner can dispose of construction waste by renting a dumpster or they can frugally put one bag of the construction waste out each week.

Of course, garbickling saves money but the backlog of waste tends to annoy the spouse.
I am too cheap to rent a dumpster so I am going to garbickle that old drywall.

The neighbor always has an extra bag at the curb; I think he's a garbickler.

They are always bickering about his garbickling.
by great_write_whale April 12, 2009
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