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gammon alley

"ram it up your gammon alley"
by marvel_us jodes May 18, 2014
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Nah gammon

that was shit... nah gammon it was awesome
by Aussie_cossie February 5, 2012
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Gammong

A lowest common denominator person from the white western, typically British nationalist set.

Gammongs are usually massive bigots, racists and homophobes and blame the problems in society on migrants, muslims and political correctness.
On Brexit, not all leave voters were gammongs but all gammongs voted leave, probably with a pen they took to the voting booth.

Gammongs eat crayons.
Gammongs routinely tell people on the internet how the Nazis were socialists.
Tommy Robinson is the Patron Saint of the gammongs.

Other notable revered gammong icons include Donald Trump, Tim Martin, Morissey and Nigel Farage.
Did you see Dave shared that Katy Hopkins video on Facebook last week? He is a proper gammong.
by Willovdappl August 9, 2019
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Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer
by pete June 18, 2006
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Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
by cheffykins January 2, 2012
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gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny
Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.
by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014
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Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.
'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'
by Javiwhite January 7, 2021
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