Salt Gargling

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.

Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

giggling in my boots

when something is really funny even if you aren’t wearing boots.
used like an “lol”, “lmao” etc

person1: yo that video was so funny

person2: i know it’s got me giggling in my boots

by poopydoopyhead123 January 31, 2022

giggling fairy

A twinky, gay man with a high voice and a feminine attitude.

A: "Bro look at Doyle over there. He's performing these gay ass songs at the karaoke bar again!"

B: "I swear, he's such a giggling fairy."

by FrancescaTheOne July 31, 2023

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

gargling

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.

i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

Gagging

A natural reflex that keeps us from sticking foreign objects down our throats. The sensation is similar to choking. You may experience retching or even vomiting if gagging is prolonged. Happens quite often at the dentist.

I couldn't stop gagging when the doctor stuck a tongue depressor in my mouth.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

by Lord Football March 20, 2005