grank

a person who identifies as a fan or "stan" of the multitalented artist and philosopher Maude Latour.

I'm such a grank, I streamed Block Your Number for 6 hours straight last night.

by granknationstatus December 21, 2020

Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.

Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

by Greg October 7, 2004

graal

A game that often people can't pronounce.

You can't pronounce graal.

by Viktor December 10, 2003

grasky

1) an interfering mother, trying to guess the amount of alcohol her teenage daughter has consumed the previous night.

2)stringy part of a beef roast.

1) "MOTHER: What did you girls drink last night?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Black douglas
MOTHER: With coke?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: no..
MOTHER: STRAIGHT?!?!?!
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooooo. With coke (:
MOTHER: As if.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: You know, in a can.
MOTHER: Ohhh. How many.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Two.
MOTHER: EACH?!!?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooo. To share (:
MOTHER: Gosh, that's quite a lot of alcohol between you.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Shut up mum, you grasky little biatch."

(in fact, teenage daughter has single handedly consumed a bottle of black douglas, straight, along with numerous other alcoholic beverages)

2) "EWWWW, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR GRASKY HANDS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE STRINGY BEEF ROASTS?!"

by ABHAN October 11, 2007

Gravkitty

The invisible force that prevents you from moving when there's a cat on you. This force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat's proximity to your center of mass. Measured in meowtric tons.

I should have gone to the store today, but I was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.

by Gebus1 January 20, 2009

grackler

Someone of such unspeakable hideousness that it cannot be otherwise described.

Did you see that girl going by? She was such a grackler I wanted to crap on her face to make her look more attractive

by Fireitup June 1, 2010

Graalians

Graalians are the population of an online game named Graal Online. These Graalians generally live in a spread out area in the UK, United States, and Canada.

Most Graalians have strong opinions.

by Celluar October 14, 2006