dildo gaggins

Funny Parody of Bilbo Baggins that can be used to piss of your friends.

Person A:Hey did you see the new Hobbit movie?
Person B:Yeah,what about it?
Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you

by MarkVlogs December 22, 2015

Bilbo Gaggins

Verb\ Action where an individual positions themselves on ones knees and begins to perform felacio on another person\s scrotum generating a vast amount of saliva in a gargling and drooling motion.

Hey baby ever done a BILBO GAGGINS?

No what's that

Well it's where you get on your knees and gargle my nuts

by bilbo swaggins July 23, 2014

Groggins

When you witness something stupid happen caused by someone dumb

"oh look I dropped it"
"...Groggins"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

Raw-goggin

To ski or snowboard without goggles or sunglasses.

My goggles broke on the chairlift so I spent the rest of the day raw-goggin down the mountain.

by Backdoor_Marge September 11, 2022

Googinski

A big fat goofy looking dufis who lumbers around like he has 2 loads of crap in his pants. This individual will have poor oratory skills, will be dumb as a stump and will dress like a he got his clothes at the Salvation Army.

Did you see that big freaking googinski?

by Jeidenberg October 3, 2013

Goggans

An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.

Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...

You're such a Goggans...

by Snickerknickerbox August 18, 2008

gogging

facebook stalking people not on your friends list

Stop gogging random "Brads"

by prawntobewild October 21, 2008