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head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.
dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much
by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011
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glitchility

A glitchility is a person who is super short, gay, and is obsessed with cash
“God you’re such a bitch why do you have to be such a glitchility?”
by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 November 8, 2021
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glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!
by suburbanite November 29, 2003
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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010
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map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.
Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."
by Camzeck September 24, 2009
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glitch in the radio matrix

(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.

This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.

A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.
Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."

Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."
by unoit2 July 29, 2011
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