by Chinyano March 11, 2025

by browngirllovers September 24, 2025

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024

A girl named Salian that always come back to love a boy named Nixon after they broke up like up 7 times
by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding
Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money
This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
by Twandillinger March 9, 2024

by heartles08 March 19, 2024
