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Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.
He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.
by Chinyano March 11, 2025
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Glazer

Someone who is named Carson.

D1 Glazer
Carson is such a glazer
by browngirllovers September 24, 2025
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glazer

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins

my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
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Nixon glazer

A girl named Salian that always come back to love a boy named Nixon after they broke up like up 7 times
Ur dateing Nixon again. u are a Nixon glazer
by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025
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Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
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serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding
Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
by Twandillinger March 9, 2024
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pro D1 glazer

Gavin Jacob Pelland
nolan told the teacher he was recycling because she likes recycling therefore being a pro D1 glazer
by heartles08 March 19, 2024
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