Glad Handling

A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.

President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.

by fool on the hills July 24, 2009

Glad sundercock

Logan McLean

@logan.mclean
#3:00am

That girl is such a “glad sundercock”

by Rylandtrase June 10, 2018

Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

glad eye

poor english. also what was said on a love heart i found.

fuck knows

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Glad Rags

What a women will use when on her period, normally a Sanitary Towel

"You got any Glad Rags?"

by Weezal489 December 9, 2008

glad bag

a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight

No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag

by wadasayswat November 21, 2010

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009