Gerfunkle

1. An exclamation of dismay.

2. A teenager with a bad fashion sense.

1. Gerfunkle, the leaves i've spent hours raking have blown all over the yard!


2. Look at that chick, she's such a gerfunkle.

by Mandermen. March 8, 2009

gerfliggity

Acts of sensuality that lead to an implosion of rigid power-housing

I was watching "Buckle-Up Your Skank-belts 3" and I almost had to gerfliggity on my love sac again.

by Peppermint Fattty June 1, 2010

Gerff

So the word gerff is what the average nigga says when they are gay bashing a fag so hard that they throw the fuck up everywhere and some nigga says something along the lines of NIGGA YOU GERFFED

Yo my nigga tyrone gerffed at the McDonalds cause he saw Jordan wearing a rainbow shirt

by ZuccZacc June 21, 2019

gerflunctinweedle

When the pussy and the butthole become one gaping hole

Jamie, you're such a gerflunctinweedle.

Dustin fucked her so hard he gave her a gerflunctinweedle.

by Juiceski September 7, 2016

GERFUY

GERFUY - Get It Right Fuckin Up Ye! An expansion of the basic "Get it Up Ye" to impart further emphasis and with the addition of an expletive. usually part of the Glaswegian Patter/vernacular, it is frequently used as a term of endearment to friends or family to signify an achievement or prize that they have not managed to attain.

On collecting the "house jackpot" at the MECCA bingo, Aggie lets rip and signals to the rival street's table "GERFUY" while double flickin the finger.
Malky proclaims GERFUY as he lays down his winning hand at Gin Rummy.

by Dr Dram December 16, 2019

Gerfleckinstein

A shit that goes extremely smooth through the rectum and yeilds minimal crap marks on the toilet paper used to clean the buttocks.

Dude, I just took a great gerfleckinstein!

by Gerfleckinstein September 25, 2005

gerflunk

1. The act of an idea dying due to lack of will, means, or practicality.
2. Lazy thinking

1. I always wanted to write the next great American novel, but that quickly gerflunked.

2. I got the question wrong because of the gerflunked way I arrived at the conclusion.

by Lewis H. July 15, 2007