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someone who thoroughly mutilates their oreo while trying to get just the icing in the center and not the cookie.
hey Jeff, do you want an oreo? here you go-oohhh!
thats disgusting!why are you such a goreo?
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funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.
guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up

Tipper Gore 

Tipper, the wife of vice-president Al Gore, is a synonym for narrowmindedness. She had to do with the committee that decides which CD's get the "Parental Advisory" stickers.

"You gotta be high to believe that you can change the world with a sticker on a record sleeve" - Ice-T (Freedom of speech / Just watch what you say 1991).
Yo, baby, lose the Tipper Gore attitude and let's get another girl for a threesome."
Tipper Gore by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003

Texas Gore-Tex 

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.
1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."

Making Al Gore angry 

What you're doing when doing something environmentally bad.
Why are you driving to the NASCAR game with your friends who all own hummers while leaving on the TV on and leaving the fridge door open while plugging in every thing pluggable in your house? You are making Al Gore Angry.
Internet
Interconnected network created by Al Gore.
dude, i found this wicked site on the gorenet the other day.
gorenet by Johnson Maximus April 16, 2005