Fitch Hick

Comes from the word "hick" and the store "Abercrombie and Fitch." It refers to upper middle class suburbia kids who claim to be redneck, country, or white trash, but own pricey and flashy pick up trucks, wear brand name clothes like Abercrombie and Fitch flannels or Timberland boots, and collect expensive hunting equipment with no knowledge on how to use it. Fitch hicks are popular in high schools in suburban towns where you have to drive at least 15 minutes to be anywhere near a country area or even decent hunting woods.

Person 1: "Hey, why is Frank saying he's white trash? Don't his parents make bank selling insurance?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, he's going through his Fitch hick phase. Just wait 'till he pulls into the parking lot in a brand new $45,000 truck. You know, to prove how country he is."
Person 1: "Yeah, his L.L. Bean camouflage jacket really goes well with his nicely styled faux hawk and his $400 class ring."

by Jaye Coleman December 29, 2011

fetcher

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

by Mudskins July 21, 2006

Smokebreak Fitch

A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.

An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.

Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.

Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."

Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."

Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."

Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."

Derek: "Wicked bro."

by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011

Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012