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Doug Funnie

A fantastic life changing cartoon that was aired on Nickelodeon during the 90s. It was later purchased by the Disney Corporation and went completely downhill thereafter.

The show "Doug" marks the trials and tribulations of a ten-haired, big nosed, green vest wearing, 11 year old boy with a humouous middle name (Yancey). Douglas Yancey Funnie (his full name) lives in a town called Bluffington with his family and faithful dog named none other than Porkchop. One of Doug's favorite activities includes writing in his journal and hanging out at the Honkerburger with his best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine. Skeeter is an odd creature at best. At first glance, he is a blue colored semi-retarded suburban child who can make an unlimited amount of odd sounds. His trademark sound being a "honk honk" noise, if you will. However, in one episode we learn that Skeeter is in fact a certified genius.

Doug and Skeeter, as well as almost every child in Bluffington, are madly in love with the famous rock group called The Beets. The Beets are responsible for such decade defining hits as "I need more allowance", "Killer Tofu", "Shout your lungs out", and "Where's my sock?".

Doug was indeed a brilliant show that was way beyond it's time. It defined my childhood as well as millions of other childrens'. Doug's Nickelodeon years were the happiest times of his life. He never grew up, always wore shorts, and inched ever so close to finally winning the heart of his mulatto love interest, Patti Mayonnaise. However, once Doug moved on over to Disney, he changed drastically. His personality was completely altered, not to mention he changed his clothes quite often. This move was a shock and a horrible mistake. The only proper thing to do now is to kill Doug off for he has been tainted by the poison tentacles of the Disney Corporation.
by Doug Lover September 12, 2008
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fundie

A term used to describe fundamentalist "Christians" that believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible. These people have no concept of the cultural, historical and allegorical complexities present in the Bible. Fundies tend to be "sheeple" that repeat the ignorant rhetoric of their intolerant and improperly educated pastor. Some of their hallmark behaviors are taking Bible quotes out of context, and harassing people by asking them whether or not they have been saved. Not too polite about such things.
The fundie was befuddled by the allegories in the Book of Genesis, so he took the Creation Story literally.
by cpm1121 December 17, 2008
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Just for funzies

A term used by teachers, specifically chemistry teachers, that signify the class will do something extra. Contrary to the name, it is usually hard, but keeps the students motivated!
*After finishing a stoichiometry problem*
Mrs. Callis: Let's do the next problem... just for funzies
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Fundiemaker

A person who, after developing a romantic relationship with a seemingly sane member of the opposite sex, repeatedly has their new partner turn into a raving fundamentalist, often pushing them to accept their religious doctrines, and pressuring them for marriage and children.
"Dude, I can't believe this! This is the third chick I've dated that's turned into a complete fundie. What's up?"

"I told you man, you're a fundiemaker."
by Mr Norrell December 18, 2009
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Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.
oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”
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rochester fonzie

A person in Rochester Minnesota that somehow manages to shit on the bottom of the toilet seat and leaves a total disaster for the next person that uses the toilet.
Damn, the Rochester fonzie destroyed the toilet again!
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Just for funsies

I'm going to do this reading just for funsies.
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