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furby

electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.

the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).

when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.

the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.
i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.
by unusu-al June 29, 2004
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fumbelievable

adj.

An exclamation to describe a play in American football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. Most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. However, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.

Origin: blend of "fumble" and "unbelievable"
"Fumbelievable! We just lost the game because our running back couldn't take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time."

"Zach Maynard threw another interception? This is fumbelievable!"
by Definest Youllevermeet December 16, 2011
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Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020
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Flumby

When someone or something is acting pesky or sus.
My brother won't get off Fortnite, he is being real flumby right now
by Red Among Us Guy February 26, 2021
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Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.
A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!
by Bricked March 15, 2021
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Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
by MDen May 14, 2009
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fumbduck

A fumb duck is a particularly stupid breed of dumbfuck. Its name comes from fucking up the insult 'you dumbfuck' where the insult obviously backfires.
Megan is a fumbduck.
by Beepo_girl May 18, 2006
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