futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

fulton county

the stupidest county in the ATL that doesn't mofuckin tell you when school is out until the last fuckin second. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Ah, man! I hate Fulton County! Them niggas never tell when damn school is out

by thegrimreeper January 15, 2011

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015

Tom Felton

A really HOT guy...yum.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter as Draco.

Lizz:"Did you see the Chamber of Secrets?"
White girl:"Yeah...it sucked."
Lizz:"Yeah....well Tom Felton was HOT"
White girl from above, only this time pretending to be black:"TRU DAT!!!"

by Tayam November 14, 2006

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

tom felton stans

The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.

Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.

Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?

Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007