ur fuct

A politically correct and somewhat unused spelling of "You're fucked" to avoid profanity filters

You left another girls bra in your dormroom dude? Ur Fuct!

by LumberjackAR October 6, 2010

Per-fuct

Alternative Pronunciation of the word Perfect. Said with finesse the two words are barely distinguishable.

Do you want cream in your coffee? That would be Per-fuct

by Lisa Says June 7, 2003

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN

A toy manufactured in Japan in 1998 depicting the commercial superhero Pepsiman that is scented like Pepsi

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN is my the last limited edition Pepsiman action figure I need to complete my set.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 29, 2021

fuctard

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

fuctifino

This noun is used by dads/ moms attempting to classify an animal for their children. The fuctifino is an elusive species that can shape shift to resemble any type of animal. The most prevelant shapes include bugs, fish, birds and anything elsenot easily identified.

Dad, what type of fish is that? Well son, that is a fuctifino and the bug it just ate is also a fuctifino.

by Rian's Dad September 6, 2013

fucton

Fuk-tun
Fucton is used to describe a lot of something. Meaning a 'ton' of a particular item.

Dude, that's a fucton of apples.

by JakeA October 21, 2013