fucksock

condom

by Nacho October 17, 2003

fuckcock

1) Interjection. Used to express immense dissatisfaction towards something.

1)an old lady accidentally hits her finger with a hammer while building an arc. As she throws the hammer at her husband she screams "FUCKCOCK!"
2)FUCKCOCK! i broke a nail.

by parker nicks January 27, 2007

fuck socks

Oft unwearable socks whose sole purpose is to act as a semen receptacle.

"Nah, i don't wear those, they're just my fuck socks"

by NuSonRize January 29, 2005

fuck socks

This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.

"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

fuckscuse

A really, unbelievably, bad excuse used to excuse something you are uninterested in.

James: “Yo Alex, hang out wit us, we finna pop some bottles tonight!”

Alex: “Sorry, I gotta walk uh my dog.”

James: “You don’t even have a dog, bish what kind of fuckscuse is that? Lmfaoo!!”

Alex: “shrugsssss”

by Shy Actor May 25, 2018

Fucksucker

One who is in the practice of sucking fucks.

Gayberto, go suck a fuck, you fucksucker.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Fucksticks

A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.

If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.

"oh fucksticks I've lost my keys"

"fucksticks!! where's that fucking money!"

by Johnypnumonic August 27, 2011