An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
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When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
by Eboracum December 3, 2014
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by ios37 October 17, 2011
Get the flusterbate mug.verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin
Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.
Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.
Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.
Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.
Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.
by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011
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"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
by Locke Kole November 5, 2009
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by Andy2009 September 21, 2016
Get the mentally frustrated mug.a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!
by jane_bond October 26, 2003
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