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Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
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Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated
by Eboracum December 3, 2014
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flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.
Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.
by ios37 October 17, 2011
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frusturbation

verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin
Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.

Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.

Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.
by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011
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Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
by Locke Kole November 5, 2009
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mentally frustrated

When your brain won't shut the fuck up , just cause you want to sleep.
Can't sleep I'm mentally frustrated
by Andy2009 September 21, 2016
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sexually frustrated

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!
by jane_bond October 26, 2003
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