ghetto frosting

the hardened unknown substance found on various items such as blankets, furniture, and most importantly, mattresses.

To Sally's dismay, she spotted a rough patch of ghetto frosting on her new lovers blanket as he slipped away for a morning leak.

by tiewordsknot April 20, 2010

Frostitute

Females that will continue to dress like prostitutes, no matter how many degrees below zero the weather is.

Damn its cold, but it looks like nothing will stop those Frostitutes.

by definedbymax December 1, 2011

frostcock

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.

We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...

by Tommynormous November 26, 2009

Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Frosticles

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

by Luviticus December 20, 2008

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003

Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018