Noun:
Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.
Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.
Tense:
Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.
Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.
Tense:
Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"
by plainenough June 18, 2018
The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.
I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?
by Chief_Chef February 3, 2010
An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"
2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.
3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.
3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.
2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!
3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!
3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010
When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012
by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 6, 2022
Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
by Henry Finch December 30, 2022