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ADJ: To Freeze
To be frozen is to have smoked and have parts of your body freeze. This can happen at any moment where a part of your body (or in more severe cases your full body, including face) will suddenly stop moving.
Tori: Hey Sophia! Why aren't you moving?
Sophia: Tori I can't move im fucking frozen!

Frozen Stink Pickle 

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.
Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen suicide 

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.
Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.
frozen suicide by RED I May 16, 2006

Frozen Blow 

Coca-Cola Icee beverage regularly found at theaters and quickie marts. Blow is a common slang term for cocaine, which increased in popularity and awareness after the Johnny Depp/Penelope Cruz movie of the same name, Blow. Cocaine was an original ingredient in Coca- Cola, thus the name, Frozen Blow.
Concession Employee: "Sir, what kind of tasty beverage would like during the showing of your movie tonight?"

You: "I will have a large Frozen Blow, please."
Frozen Blow by TappanDatAzz December 23, 2012