friendefiner

Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.

How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

No-friender

Somone who has no friends and that no one likes. See Mike Farmer.

Mike Farmer is a no-friender.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Friendess

Friendess female friend (plural: friendesses)
like goddess (goddesses)

"she's my friendess" instead of a guy saying "she's a girl friend..well not, you know, GIRLfriend... just girl thats a friend.... "

by ceth February 2, 2008

friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.

"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."

by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010

friendential

the potential friendship upon meeting a new person

When we started talking about sports, I knew we had friendential.

by MordecaiMaximus July 16, 2010

friendesponsible

(adj) being a responsible friend. Responsibly befriending somebody.

My friend was drinking at a party and wanted to drive home. I said, "NO!"....I am very friendesponsible.

by treboridopirt November 15, 2010

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

by RobFather-X January 8, 2013