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friendenemy 

A single dichotomous relationship in which the parties involved interact sometimes as the best of friends, and in other instances the worst of enemies in a continual, perpetual cycle.
In the Present: Nicky Hilton in Bed with Paris Hilton's Enemy,"she is my friendenemy Exclaims Paris".
1 week later: Paris Hilton said to reporters today that her an Niky are the best of friends.

4 weeks later: Nicky Hilton leaves Paris Hilton for a new BFF, and potentially Paris Hilton's reality show, stating that their relationship is officially over, or is this just friendenemy talk".

2 months later: Nicky and Paris, Best sisters and friends forever, as they showed up together at MTV's VMA awards, see the friendenemy fall out at the after party.

Paris & Nicky, these are just fictitious examples, there is no need to call me, well unless you really want to ...
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Friendemy 

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
Friendemy by Not Timothy April 27, 2015

friendenemapanion 

This is a reference from the show red vs. blue
Its our mutual friend/enemy/companion or friendenemapanion for short.

Best Friendemy

A combination of being best friends and enemies with someone.
We all have a person who is our best friend, but also our enemy due to problems that will inevitably occur during the course of said friendship. This person is your Best Friendemy.

Friendenema 

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
Friendenema by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

friendemy 

a "friend" whom you usually hate or fight with.
Erin is a bitch but we're chillin Sunday. She is my Friendemy.
friendemy by mARGy\\ May 3, 2008

friendenemies 

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.
Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.
friendenemies by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018