relatives

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

Frelationship

A frelationship is when two friends start dating, but instead of acting like they are in a relationship nothing really changes between them. These situations usually end with one of the two actually starting to have feelings for somebody, thus the frelationship just goes back to a regular friendship. There isn't a messy break, because there never really was anything in the first place.

Cassidy: Are you and Dane going out?

Emma: Yes, but it's not that serious.

Cassidy: So, it's more of a frelationship then?

Emma: Exactly.

by Cullfe March 28, 2009

relatives

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003

frelationship

the gray area between frienship and a relationship, used by all those who are too clueless/confused/unaware of what is really going on to distinguish between the two

Jill: Oh I'm hanging out with Jack this weekend.
Jenny: Oh are you two going out?
Jill: I'm not sure. It's a frelationship. I can't really tell.

by lauren4444 May 11, 2006

relative

A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.

Whats goin' on relative?

by Obbie April 22, 2005