rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

bum's fresh

After you've shagged your missus on a hot Summer's day, you're sweating profusely about the anal passage. You take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner's face. Hey presto, your bum's fresh.

You better go wash, love. Your boat race stinks but at least my bum's fresh

by ShittierJokes November 2, 2017

Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.

Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.

by Tayz April 3, 2019

Young, Willing & Fresh

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.

Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.

by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

Fereshta

This girl is strong and independent, who loves and cares for her family & friends but always puts herself first because she know's that life is too short to impress others. This girl has usually been put through a lot but is still standing strong and happy as ever. She stands up for herself and friends and has the top-quality friendship material. If you know a Fereshta hold on to her with everything you've got because losing her would be like losing a piece of yourself. I know this because iv'e lost a Fereshta and it sucked.

Fereshtas tend to have long dark hair with dark brown eyes, though in some rare cases they may have green/grey eyes. Is tall and has fairly large breasts while the rest of her body remains thin/slender. Fit, and lives a healthy lifestyle. Strong features e.g long lashes, thick eyebrows, full lips, strong cheek structure etc.

Her name meaning Angel.

Dayum, who's that sexy girl? Must be Fereshta!

by Piron May 11, 2013

Feesh

Some people may think that this aquatic animal is pronounced fish. They however, are wrong. It is pronounced feesh. The plural of feesh is foowsh, and a group of foowsh are called a foowshling.

I thought I saw one feesh but it was actually a few foowsh that drifted away from their foowshling

by C4sandvitch December 6, 2018

Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.

Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"

by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018