When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
Get the two monkeys fucking a football mug.The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
Get the Football Association of Singapore mug.Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long
by intewilliam November 12, 2019
Get the football fields mug.Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.
Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*
by fantasysimp April 8, 2021
Get the Fantasy Footballers mug.A sub-section of Twitter were accounts solely tweet about Football. It is full of fatuous, pseudo intellectual, pubescent virgins who claim to be football experts. Accounts spend there days playing FIFA ultimate team, watching Youtube compilations and arguing over who is the best player in the Premier League. Everyone here steals tweets, aims to be controversial, and call people frauds when they have a bad game. These kids are fixated with retweets and would kill there own mother for a few likes. Users have cringy @'s, never go to games, and are obsessed with spreading propaganda about there favourite players. Most on Football Twitter live in third world countries and watch games on 140p streams that lag. These kids are socially inept and have never felt a female.
by JimmyConway123 November 24, 2016
Get the Football Twitter mug.(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
by Herbstava December 22, 2010
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