Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!

Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

foodie call

When a guy or girl calls you only for food,
no strings attached. Not an invite to a movie and dinner, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's eat"

Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call
Jennifer: Shutup! It's only 5PM.

or

It's 2AM...
Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call

by grubhunter March 24, 2009

footie

Short for football (i.e. soccer)

I'm going to watch the footie match this afternoon, care to join me?

by Hellish November 13, 2004

Foodie

A douchebag who likes food.

Douchebag - "I'm a big foodie."
Non-doucher - "Really? I like food too, but I'm not a tool."

by Archer in Chicago June 11, 2011

Foodie

A Hipster who tries to impress others of his or her taste in exocitic food but hates the taste of whatever isn't a casserole because they don't want to loose their image and be labeled a normal person.

Foodie Hipster dude: "Have you ever tried Ethiopian frog balls?"

Friend: "Who the fuck eats that?"

Foodie Hipster dude: "Obviously your not a foodie like me...God your such an average walmart shopping olive garden eating loser...sigh!"

by Rainbient June 30, 2018