Five-Dollar Footlong

Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.

Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!

by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008

Five-dollar Footlong

An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:

Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!

Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.

Thank you for your time.

by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009

footlong

When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.

Dude I just took a footlong! When I looked at it I almost fainted haha.

by hngsolo April 20, 2009

foolograph

A picture of yourself taken by a cell phone in a mirror.

Did you see Marcy and all her foolographs she just posted to fb?

by Miss Mud May 28, 2012

Footlong Day

Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.

Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.

by TMoney1441 October 15, 2019

Footlong Foley

A term used for an absolute sledgehammer of a cock.

your friend Sara walks by a guy in basketball shorts and says to you “did you see that guy? He’s packing a Footlong Foley in his pants.”

by George Hoss August 25, 2023

footlong9

A person who has 0 braincells. A person who has the most braindead ideas, commonly confused with a "Subway" footlong sandwich.

footlong9 tried to come up with a good argument on the thread, but failed miserably.

by xLJx9494 October 25, 2023