fook 

The honker or canadian verion of the word fuck.

He Pierre it's really cold as fook in this hockey rink eh?
Fook this I'm aboot to leave.

fook by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

fook 

An character in douglas adams book, who wanted to disect main characters (Arthur Dent) brain, in order to get knowledge to the ultimate answer about life, universe and everything.
Fook belonged to the Ethereal / multiplanar race of creatures, wich only appeared as mouse on this plane of existance.

- no relative example for word fook

fook by Jaxx DeHawx April 7, 2008

Fook 

A fat gook. AKA: a fat asain.

Hey man check out the fook across the street.

Fook by The Janator October 20, 2010

fook 

another funneh way of sayin f**k, obviously less rude but you also sound like the guy off the itv advert with the monkey or mon-keh! oh ye - JONNY VEGAS NOOBS.

fook. I just shot a nail into my head.

fook by weeabix April 25, 2005

fook 

Fu** Duckies language

Fook you

fook by Jagoe June 9, 2004

Fook 

"Verb" meaning to pass a message to somebody on Facebook.

'I will fook you the party details later'
'She fook me yesterday,

Fook by ruloverin March 16, 2009

Fook 

Word used to explain your sexual partner or when theres a problem.

"Your my fooker."

"Fook, I can't find my purple crayon!"

Fook by Trish November 3, 2003