JONNY

1. Coolest person on the planet.

2.Extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.

3.THE ONLY GOD.

DAMMMNN, that jonny is a god. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.

by messanger from big gun up stairs February 5, 2008

JONNY

robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth

Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY

by pauliam October 14, 2011

jonny jonny

jonny jonny. he ate sugar. and that was the end of him

jonny jonny ,yes papa,eating sugar,no papa,open wide , a a a

by #unicornfarts September 18, 2018

Jonnying

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

The Jonnys

The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.

Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)

by tony9999992 August 25, 2013

Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022

Jonni

Jonni is a guy name. But there's a lot of girls with this name. A girl who's name is Jonni is very gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy and pretty. It's kind of hard to please a Jonni, a Jonni doesn't like very many people. Jonni is very stylish, and probably every guy think's she is etleast cute. A Jonni has HUGE boobs, and a nice body. And Jonni's are usaully nice if she is in a good mood. And a Jonni is probably the biggest bitch if she's in a bad mood. And a Jonni never stop's smiling or laughing!!!!!!!

DAMN, I JUST SAW A JONNI!!!!!

by icanmakeyourbedROCK February 12, 2010