fmiyb

Can you fmiyb tonight

Bro no I won't fuck you in my basement

Lol I asked you if you could fmiyb tonight and you said no fuck you than.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

fmig

Fuck me i guess

Hey, want some food?

No thanks

Wow, i was trying to be noce, fmig

by Who cares?:( November 9, 2017

FMITA

Acronym for "Fuck Me In The Ass".

"Oh, FMITA, FMITA!"

"BOHICA."

by Travis Tea March 20, 2005

FMITBH

Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.

1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!

by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010

FMIL

Fucking Mother-In-Law.

For when your vitrolic loathing needs to spill forth, but in a tastefully discreet acronym.

"Dude, she's such a bitch, I think she's ready to become the FMIL."

by sheertone April 6, 2006

FMIL

Future Mother-In-Law.

The non-dirty (and probably more oft-intended) version of FMIL.

"I hate getting emails from my FMIL."

by invisibelle December 18, 2008

FMITA eyes

Similiar to 'bedroom eyes' but more specific. It's the eyes a woman gives you that means 'fuck me in the ass'. If the woman looks like she takes it in the ass and she gives you the bedroom eyes, she may actually be giving you the FMITA eyes

"That skanky bitch over there just gave me the FMITA eyes. I'm gonna take her home and fuck her in the ass"

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009