Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.

Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.

by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015

flustered

when one is so completely lost and confused; stressed out

When I over plan my schedule, i can become very flustered in trying to get everything done completely and on time.

by the founder of OMEY October 9, 2003

flustered

adj.
1. A condition of being stressed or upset, especially over something insignifigant
2. Sexual frustation
3. Ada's most common state of being

Ada is flustered all day, every day. She needs to calm her ass down.

by J. W. B. April 26, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

flustered

Being annoyed and agitated at the same time

You are being such an ass im getting so flustered

by Nick Tetreault ;Tim Hanson February 4, 2008

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016