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Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.
Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.
by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015
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flustered

When I over plan my schedule, i can become very flustered in trying to get everything done completely and on time.
by the founder of OMEY October 9, 2003
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flustered

adj.
1. A condition of being stressed or upset, especially over something insignifigant
2. Sexual frustation
3. Ada's most common state of being
Ada is flustered all day, every day. She needs to calm her ass down.
by J. W. B. April 26, 2006
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Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.
Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.
by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008
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flustered

Being annoyed and agitated at the same time
You are being such an ass im getting so flustered
by Nick Tetreault ;Tim Hanson February 4, 2008
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Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )
Flasterbation is really fun
by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013
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Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.
Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.
by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016
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