Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

Flumpkin

When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting

“Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”

by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flumpkin

The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.

Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!

by ed_foo_young August 29, 2021

flumpin

A very special, little, baby darling in your life. A very very special and endearing (arguably irreplaceable) baby sweetest darling dearest in which you could (potentially) hold close after a particularly hard day’s work in the factory because it’s the industrial revolution and whale fat is BOOMIN BABY!! !

“Cause you’re a special little flumpin.”

by PubertyIsInThisSeason September 12, 2021