Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

by estephaney September 6, 2011

Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009

florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin

Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang

by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.

A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

by Rav Steven March 23, 2010

florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

by mCRT April 18, 2014

Florian

Florian (short. Flo) is one of the most lighthearted human beings you'll ever meet. He's thoughtful and witty, has his own kind of silly humor, filled with flat jokes, that will make you laugh anyway. He's a shy and won't trust anyone until they've truely proven their worth. He's the best listener and every conversation with him will clean your soul. A Florian falls very easily, often jumps to coclusions when it comes to love. But he will carry his chosen one on both hands, seriosly, you can't wish for a better boyfriend. He's crooked in the most flawless way and you can never not love a Florian when you've seen his true colours.

Florian is the best friend of Lara.

by PleaseNoSelfies February 20, 2018

Floriana

Floriana is a gorgeous girl! Everyone wants to be her friend. Many people are jealous of her and would kill to be her! She gets all they guys and gets to pick which ones she wants. Floriana is very smart, tallented, creative and funny girl. Everyone loves being around her! If anyone is a bitch to her she can be a bitch back but 10 times harder. Be careful around her because if you loose her you will regret it.

Girl 1- I wish i was you, your so gorgoeus!!
Floriana- Ohh thats so sweet! Everyone is gorgeous in their on way...

by Kukell October 30, 2011