floathead

a head that floats; a person who is dumb or makes dumb decisions.

Omarion is a floathead because his head is small and looks like it floats.

by lalli April 14, 2010

flatch

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

by Tootie September 12, 2003

Flatch

Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.

Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

flatch

the art of spanking with a hose

i really flatched that girl

by strimper March 27, 2003

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

flotch

Fat crotch. The area of a male or female's flabby torso that connects to the crotch area to form a basketball-like appendage.

Mr. Joe's flotch hit me in face as he turned to hand me my graded paper.

by ellimist February 5, 2008