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Height Flight

1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.

2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.

3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.

"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013
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Flight Dispatcher

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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Flight Squad

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate
Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom
by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016
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Flightless Bird

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!
A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
by Larrybaby September 6, 2021
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Top Flight

Top Flight- Being Of High Quality, Top Notch, Very Good, Fly, Dope, "Sick", Fresh, Exclusive Society, Known By Many But Only Few Are Acquainted With it
My Whole Click/Squad/Team Is Top Flight
by Slick Diggy February 7, 2009
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Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.
Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...
by pieguy124 March 30, 2009
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flight line jesus

A Command Master Chief in Lemoore, that can make anything happen with a snap of a finger, or stroke of a key board. Who will scour the flight line of VFA communities for talent to bless, always maintains holy water in his office refrigerator.
How did u get orders here? Oh flight line jesus got me here.
by Easyliving February 25, 2023
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