flexing

fronting, bull shitting, lying

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!

by ipr0 June 16, 2009

flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

by win williams March 26, 2009

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015

flering

(Short for flesh ring) a chode so stubby that from the top it looks like a ring of flesh

Girl1: Jon pulled his pants and it was a total fleshing
Girl2: I always thought he'd have a flering

by BigPapaJamaal January 20, 2017

flEXing

when you flex on your ex

My ex dumped me, but I'm now rich, so I spend all day flEXing

by Jose el Culero y el padre May 6, 2018

fleurange

Fleurange is one of the funniest person you can meet on this planet. She is amazing at listening and understanding. You feel extremely safe when she's around and confortable.
If you know a Fleurange, you're very lucky first of all because it's a rare name and mainly because she'll make all your days so much better. She's the most beautiful girl alive...
To conclude, Fleurange isn't only a great friend... She's the best girlfriend you could ever get !

Fleurange is so amazing, I really want to become her friend !

by Zerata_ November 22, 2021

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018