Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

Anti-fleek

A lame, negative, whack state. The OPPOSITE of 'on fleek'. Game is totally off. Not swaggin’, ballin’, turnt, killin’ it. Basically a wet blanket that is dragging everyone/everything down with it.

"I’m hung over. I'm broke. I have acne. I'm anti-fleek right now."

Friend 1: Yo, Josh is the most negative person. Legit shoots down everything you say.
Friend 2: Yeah, dude. He’s the fucking Anti-Fleek.

Situational:
White shoes. White couch. Red wine. *spills*. Anti-Fleek

by Trillbo Baggins February 12, 2015

Fleek

A neologism that means "On Point", but needs to never be used in any language ever.

Annoying Teen: "My eyebrows on Fleek!"
Everybody Else: "What? Stop... Just, no." *Facepalm*

by TheFirstBorn_Unicorn February 11, 2015

Fleeb

A small, jelly creature that is rubbed to produce fleeb juice, which is an essential ingredient in plumbuses, gropples, and many other household items.

The fleeb is then rubbed, so we can get the fleeb juice

by bluekid3 May 24, 2017

fleeced

Being cheated out of belongings

I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.

by James December 4, 2003

fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

by Truthseekah December 7, 2010

Beach Fleece

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.

"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"

by E Dellz August 1, 2009