Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all
beef cuts. This magical
meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full
moon and stares into the eyes of a
wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.
The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the
cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus