Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.

Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.

by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016

Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

Flacid hinka

When you are really high and forget how to say weed

Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022

flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011