preambled fistclasp

The act of bringing your right fist into your left palm and, then, clasping them together close to one's chest, which makes a distinct slapping sound. This is most commonly done before the performer begins to tell an interesting story to his or her friends. The slapping sound also acts as a way to obtain the audience's full attention. Preambled fistclasps, for unknown reasons, usually occur when a male chooses to talk to his male friends about a female, or "bitch".

*preambled fistclasp* "So, dude, I was talking to this bitch..."

*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"

by Stormy Weathers January 24, 2011

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

frosticles

the testicles of a snowman

"Janet and Sandy, look at the frosticles on that snowman!"

by wordqueen December 22, 2008

Farticles

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

by Calihoma July 20, 2009

festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.

Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!

by thefoldrock January 12, 2011

farticles

Particles of fecal matter that are expelled through the anus and suspended in surrounding air

That man just passed gas while my mouth was open and I think I tasted some farticles.

by rubysue419 September 26, 2014

Farticles

A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty

Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles

by freedy5601eatcowsmoo October 9, 2009