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Finisher's Anxiety

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.
Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."
by Xerebann April 18, 2014
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Texan Finisher

For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.
Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head
by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014
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Finisher (Part 2)

A phrase that a girl will use during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc. (Part 2)

If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher"
- “Your skin tone is so sexy!”
- “You have such sexy eyes!”
- ”You’re so hot / sexy / cute!”
- “You’re the only one I want!”
- “I want you to release the biggest cumshot you’ve ever had!”
- "I want you to bust the biggest nut in human history!"
- “You want this, don’t you?”
- “You know you want this!”
- “I only want to be with you!”
- “You’re so lucky to have a girl like me!”
- “You must be so glad to have a girl like me!”
- “You’re the only one that can satisfy me!”
- “I’m the only one that you want!”
- “I’m the only one that can please you!”
- “I’m so glad we met!”
- “Aren’t you glad you met me?”
- “You’re even better than last time!”
- ”Cum for me as hard as you can!”
- “Cum for me like you mean it!”
- “Don’t worry, honey, it’ll all be over soon!”
- ”Just relax, babe! It won’t be much longer!”
- “What are you waiting for?! Just cum already!”
- “Hush!”
- ”Don’t talk!”
- “Ugh, just shut up!“
- “I told you to be quiet!“
- “If you keep talking, I’ll stop!“
- “Don’t talk unless you want me to stop!”
- “Give me a cum shower!”
- “Drown me in your cum!”
- “Unload your cum on me!”
- “It’s about time!”
- “Am I really that good?”
- “Wow, you must really like me!”
- “You’re gonna have to work for it!”
- "You're at my mercy!"
- “Yes, babe! You’re the one!”
- “I can make you cum anytime I want!”
- "You're so good in bed!"
- "You're amazing in bed!"
- "You're the best!"
- "You turn me on so much!"
- "You're making me so horny!"
- "You're the sexiest thing I've ever seen!"
- "Your muscles are so sexy!"
- "You look sooo good!"
- "I wanna feel all of it!"
- "You feel so good / hard!"
- "I love you so much!"
- "Tell me you love me!"
- ”You’re so much better than my ex!”
- "When are you gonna propose to me?!"
- "You better marry me someday!"
- "I'm so glad I married you!"
- “Make me your wife!”
- "I want to have your babies!"
- "I knew I'd make you cum!"
- "I knew you couldn't last much longer!"
- "I knew you couldn't resist me / handle me!"
- “I knew you couldn’t keep up with me!”
- “Aww, you’re so sweet!”
- “Aww, that’s cute!”
- "Aww, am I too much for you to handle?"
- "Aww, am I too sexy for you?"
- "I win!"
- "You lose!"

Finisher (Part 2)
by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022
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The Finisher

When a closeted homosexual gets caught catching head from a transvestite in the front seat of his car.
That's why I'm the finisher bitch, said Mr Cee. to his transvestite partner that evening after splooging on his face
by KickPush2 April 24, 2011
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finster

A five dollar bill. Comes from suffixing fin with ster. Works particularly well in card games like poker or Acey Deucey as a chant or taunt to encourage the player to bet $5.
Oh, that's at least worth a finster

A deuce and a seven? Come on, grow some balls. Fin-ster! Fin-ster! Fin-ster!
by flurffmeister August 31, 2011
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Finisher

A guy who is always finshing everything out no matter what the circumstances. Parties, Casinos, Chicks, Bars, Fights, Drugs Arguments...you name it he finishes it.
Danny Bonaduce rolls so hard, he is such a finisher.
by Nicdog469 February 27, 2009
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Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019
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