Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

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a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall

"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"

by druscus June 14, 2018

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A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

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A toy with three sides that can only spin.

"Look at my gold fidget spinner!"

by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017

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Full blown Autism

I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.

by Long dong silvers crippling de May 23, 2017

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The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

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