fetus

A small child you use to store your slim Jims i, most likely up the ass

Hey, you got your fetus? i could really use a moist slim jim.

by bestdefinition byfetus January 26, 2018

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

fetus

a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.

Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus

a very small person who thinks they are cool. They are very underdeveloped and in extreeme cases, will urinate on small animals. They most likely are immature and Pyromaniacs. They may or may not talk about their favorite french imported hair care products.

That kid is such a fetus, he needs tweezers and a magnifying glass to jerk it on those lonley nights.

by Not a fetus April 14, 2006

fetus

Used as an insult to refer to someone as being inferior.

Jordan: Chirag can never come up with a good comeback.
Zaq: Haha, what a fetus!

by nighthawk0313 February 17, 2006

FETUS

A very high protein/low carbohydrate food source.. but also a fun toy... you can kick them and throw them all you want, and just like with any toy, when you get bored with it.. you just throw it in the garbage.

"I was very hungry today so I went to the hospital and stole a fetus, but before I ate it I made sure it suffered excruciating pain."

by LindemannIsGod January 29, 2009