A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing

It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!

Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!
Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021
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Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 29, 2013
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Preferably the youngest member of a friend group, or one who acts the youngest. Used as a joking insult between friends and can be used as an insult to someone immature or inexperienced
Out of our friend group Jenni is the Uncooked Fetus.
by Kwon Ji-Hyok June 16, 2018
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2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they're usually kind of annoying
those two are fetus friends
by Adam Henaghan August 19, 2007
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